So, I come home from the office last night after a working 11-5:30 and teaching 5:30-10, a bit weary and VERY hungry. I didn’t want to get McDonald’s or Wendy’s (not a good choice for so late). So I planned on toasted cheese.
Once home, I prepared to make the toasted cheese and spotted the left-over ham. Ohhhh, I said, YUMMY!
I made my Ham and Cheese sandwich, crawled into bed and ate.
Fell asleep.
Woke up about 3:30ish from a night terror involving escaped zoo animals terrorizing my neighborhood.
Seriously!
At first it was cool. The bears and the rhinoceros danced a jig, then other mean bears came running around scaring everyone!
We decided to walk home (of course the bears wouldn’t follow us).
THEN we spotted the strangest animal I had ever seen. It was a cross between a jackal, saber-toothed tiger and lion. It was massive. And it had a girlfriend with it. She was pretty scraggily looking, like she had rabies or something and VERY mean.
At this point we are really scared. We had left the dog tied out (we were just up the end of the road) and were afraid these things would attack her! Sarah was little, like 5 or 6. I grabbed her and ran down the neighbor’s house while Bill went and rescued the dog (it was Dottie).
These things, creatures, were everywhere. Different variations of lions and these hybrid monsters.
It was truly terrifying!
A cop knocked on the door and told us to keep all doors and windows locked until further notice. He walked outside and was brutally mauled and eaten by the 3 lions lying on the porch.
I looked out the window and saw a man holding one of our other neighbors Doberman’s carcass up in the air. He was crying and running toward the house we were in. Someone opened the door and let him in.
He didn’t shut it behind him.
By the time we realized it, one of the normal looking lions came in. I could see other creatures running down the yard toward the door.
I finally woke myself up.
Moral of the story. DON’T eat right before you go to sleep!
