Happy FUCKING Birthday!
I don’t want to have to spend the day before my MILESTONE birthday cleaning my fucking pigsty house!
WTF!
I just don’t!
Being the biggest lazy assed person I know is beside the point. I just can’t bring myself to do anything here anymore. I wipe the stove off/actually scrub it spotless (sometimes) and by the next day, usually within hours, there are crumbs or cooked on drippings everywhere.
I clean the bathroom so you can eat (figuratively, of course) off it, and the next thing I know there are fucking cotton swabs mating beside the Garbage can and toothpaste splatter/droppings all over and around the sink.
And don’t get me started on the piles of shit sitting everywhere. Granted, some of the stuff is mine. Fine. I take responsibility and will clean up ALL of MY stuff and put it where it belongs. ARE YOU?
Give me a break! Never mind, I will take it myself.
