MiseryHatesCompany

Ever have one of those days???

I should have seen it coming…

It started out normal…   progressed as usual…   Actually, it turned into a day where I felt good about my job and my kids.  One is finally working towards getting his shit together the other is finding new friends to help her feel good about herself!

Then - BAM!   The shoe drops. 

The boyfriend breaks up.  I find out the next day - After she tells ‘everyone’ else.  (push, twist)

She SEEMS to be taking it well.  BUT, the last time was disastrous. 

I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH DREAD.  

Afraid to go to sleep!!!   

After last night -

She woke me up at 12:30 because she threw-up.  She threw-up because she ‘accidently’ took too much cough medicine.  - She said she read the instructions wrong. 
OBVIOUSLY, there was something going on but I didn’t know it. 
AND she didn’t feel she could talk to me…

Now that I know.  I am sick to my stomach.

Tonight, she sat and started a puzzle with her Dad.  When was the last time that happened???  She says she’s okay.

OMG.  I am sick to my stomach!

Finally, things at work are letting up a bit!

I did not do one LIVE person today!   I was finally able to start on my never-ending pile! 
Finished 1!
Got 5 started! 
Made 4 phone calls.

All in all, a VERY productive day!

Q: “Why do women wear cosmetics?”
A: “Because they’re ugly”

This was one of the jokes on The History Channel “History of the Joke” as told to me by “someone not to be named”. 

First of all, it’s NOT funny.
Second, it’s offensive.
Third, which should be first, I’m POSITIVE he got it wrong!
Fourth, why would he say it to a woman?
Fifth, he’s an ass!

He said another one, which was just as offensive.  I stopped listening.

My friend, you know the one, she thinks I’m fat enough for the Biggest Loser…
She got so sick and tired of waiting for me to fill out my application for the next season of Biggest Loser Partners she went and got herself knocked up!

Now she is using the pregnancy as an excuse to “eat for two”.   Gotta love her!  She thinks there may be a BIG chance she could be pregnant with twins.   Then what will she do?  Eat for three???  LOL!

We are very happy for her (them).  They’ve been trying for 10 years…

And the best part.  I got out of applying!!!  Yeah me!

Ever have one of those mornings when you incorporate your waking life into a dream.

Like, you are getting ready for work and actually have time to cook breakfast, make a phone call get ready on time.  Then you hear the alarm go off AGAIN?

Or you think you are sitting on the toliet and get no relief and realize you are still in bed about to pee your pants?

Or the old man nudges you and tells you to get up & you say “Oh, that’s just the pre-alarm going off” only to roll over and see that it’s almost 8 o’clock!?

Today was that day.  These days suck!  I felt like I never really woke up.  Like I’ve been in slumberland all day.

Poor clients!

I woke up to a very cute pink M&M bear holding a heart shaped container full of pink and red M&Ms and a very sentimental card.

I came home from work to a delicious home cooked meal complete with a layered cake with Conversation Hearts all over it.

I love my husband!

My dog was molested today by the neighbors golden lab.

When I saw “buddy” playing with Isabelle I thought it was cute.  But I soon noticed he was mounting/trying to mount her. So I made her come inside. 

She napped.

I cooked lunch and she wanted back outside.  

When I checked on her, the molester was back!  He was dripping with funk (like he was running around outside for the last 4 hrs) and trying to get some action.  Izzy thought he was playing and was running around, jumping…

But he had other things in mind.

I was appalled!

Where are his parents? 
WTF? 
It was ridiculous! 

She loves to be outside and today was a half decent day.  This was an outrage!!!

noun
1.	extreme fatigue
2.	serious weakening and loss of energy
3.	the act of exhausting something (or someone!) entirely

All of the above!!!

Tis the season….